Friday, March 11, 2011

Absentmindedness

Absentmindedness

And now for a break from SODA updates.

They say that professors are absentminded. I say that my mind is not absent: it's very very present - just somewhere else.

On that note, here are some levels of absentmindedness. I will refrain from any comment on how I came up with this list.

  • Forgetting your keys are in your pocket
  • Putting down your coffee while looking for keys and forgetting where you left it.
  • Forgetting your glasses are on your head
  • Forgetting that you're wearing your glasses
  • Looking for your phone while holding it
  • Missing your bus stop because you're day dreaming
  • Missing your bus because you're day dreaming at the bus stop
  • Taking your bus because you forgot you had the car that day
  • Having to be reminded by your spouse not to take the bus because you took the car that day

I used to remember #1, but I've forgotten it.

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